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Rules for good porn:

1: Good porn should not have to beat you over the head with sex to get you horny.
2: Lust should /not/ be the overriding emotion. Make us laugh, make us cry, make us wonder, make us smile with an edge.
3: The mind needs sex as much as the body.
4: Physical attributes help, but they aren't the be-all end all.
5: Use as much creativity as possible.
6: A plot really doesn't hurt, especially if you're consistent to it.
7: You don't always have to be in-front vivid. A bit of mystery just makes it better.
8: There's absolutely nothing wrong with it being a little goofy and tender as well as lusty. Affection can go a long way. [livejournal.com profile] silentsteel
9: Erotic is worlds better than raunchy. [livejournal.com profile] silentsteel
10: Nobody should be wearing socks. [livejournal.com profile] avylin
11: Nobody should look drunk, sleepy, bored, drugged-out, or disgusted.[livejournal.com profile] avylin
12: Music should be dubbed into the video. Not played on an off screen stereo. [livejournal.com profile] flying_landon
13: The Wah-wah pedal, Saxophone, and bass guitar are instruments. Not constant noisemakers that should go as loud and fast as possible. [livejournal.com profile] spacemangroove
14: Blaring white lights just to make sure everything is visible need not apply. Sometimes the softer the light, and the darker the room, with just the right amount of candles, works more than having everything visible. [livejournal.com profile] ladylysander
15: Doggie Style is not the only 'wild' way to go. The ancients wrote an entire book of poses, try using them instead. [livejournal.com profile] ladylysander
16: For the love of god, stop shoving cameras up so close you see every wrinkle on the guy's love dingle.[livejournal.com profile] ladylysander
17: There should be more to talking dirty than, "Fuck me harder!" and, "You're a dirty slut, aren't you?!" [livejournal.com profile] nachitor
18: On the FFM threesome: The threesome is no fun unless all three people are involved at the same time, and in a significant way. Ladies, guys have no problem eating you out, why should you get squicked by eating out someone else? Think of it as mutual masturbation. [livejournal.com profile] spacemangroove
19: Foreplay is very interesting to see. Build up is very nice. Going straight to the deed right off is, well, stupid. Unless one is good to go now (which is very rare), things need to be well lubricated in order not to rub the wrong way. Capiche? [livejournal.com profile] skarlette
20: Come on lines, in virtually any situation not involving a massive orgy should involve something significantly more clever than the words, "Hey baby, wanna fuck?" [livejournal.com profile] spacemangroove


Any suggestions for what to add to the list? Keep giving them in the comments and I'll keep appending!

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