bzarcher: A stand mixer with blue and white flames (Monolith)
felislachesis: finally picked up that call from Charleston, SC
bzarcher: Who was it?
felislachesis: some telemarketer
felislachesis: looking for you
bzarcher: Oh, cute.
felislachesis: or... Mrs. Wagner *cough*
bzarcher: Oh, well.
felislachesis: yeah
bzarcher: I suppose, under common law, that's technically you.
bzarcher: It's 3 years of co-habitation, right?
felislachesis: O.O
bzarcher: heheheheheh.
felislachesis: dude, you haven't put out in any of that time, I want a divorce!
bzarcher: Aw, c'mon honey. You already know how to make me a steak and get me a beer just about perfect.
felislachesis: >.>
felislachesis: this is going in the wrong direction

(We'd been getting 1-2 ring, no message calls to our house line while we were out for, like, the past 3 weeks. Turns out it was a telemarketer, and I even figured out later today that it was Sam's Club trying to get me to renew my membership.)

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