Nov. 4th, 2004

bzarcher: A stand mixer with blue and white flames (teh_indy's Lebowski #15)
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(CNN) -- Hundreds lie dead today around the nation, in the wake of a brutal stream of killings initiated by Sean "P. Diddy" Combs. "America was told to vote or die," Combs stated in a grainy videotape that CNN recieved this morning, "and it appears that over half the electorate has chosen death." After somehow securing rolls of voter registration forms for Florida, Combs and his Vote or Die crew drove to the addresses of non-registered but eligible citizens, whom they then violently killed. Combs is reportedly now working his way Northwest in his gold-plated Bently/Airplane-Yacht, going door to door and demanding to see citizen's "I voted!" stickers, upon pain of death. If you live in the states of Virginia, Ohio, Pennsylvania, or Virginia, Federal Authorities urge you to barricade yourself within your home.

As dumb as the 'Vote or DIE!' campaign was, it'd amuse the hell out of me to see the man actually back it up.
bzarcher: A stand mixer with blue and white flames (teh_indy's Lebowski #15)
This is going to be political. I will try to keep it the only comment I make politically for a bit, and I apologize even as I say it.

You have been warned. )
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I just got the offer letter from Sterling. :>

I go full time 11/15.

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