bzarcher: A Sylveon from Pokemon floating in the air, wearing a pair of wingtip glasses (hk40k)
bzarcher ([personal profile] bzarcher) wrote2008-08-15 02:51 pm
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The hardest bird in the King's Guards.

If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training, you will be a weapon. You will be a minister of death praying for war. But until that day you are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even pen-fucking-guins. You are nothing but unorganized grabastic pieces of land walking shit.

Because I am hard you will not like me. But the more you hate me the more you will learn. I am hard but I am fair. There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on Galapagos, Gentoo, African or Emporer. Here you are all equally worthless. And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved Corps. Do you maggots understand that?



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[identity profile] remotesensing.livejournal.com 2008-08-15 07:43 pm (UTC)(link)
.... nothing to say. Nada. Zip. Zilch.


Screw it. Going home.
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[identity profile] bzarcher.livejournal.com 2008-08-15 07:58 pm (UTC)(link)
I WIN!
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