bzarcher: A Sylveon from Pokemon floating in the air, wearing a pair of wingtip glasses (CTS)
bzarcher ([personal profile] bzarcher) wrote2004-01-28 08:21 am

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Piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiikachupacabra!

[identity profile] ls56.livejournal.com 2004-01-28 06:02 am (UTC)(link)
what is that from?

[identity profile] bzarcher.livejournal.com 2004-01-28 06:10 am (UTC)(link)
La Chupacabra: The famous 'Goatsucker' monster of Mexico, blamed for years of attacks on livestock and small children. All exsanguinated.

Pikachu: The famous 'Electric Rat or Bunny or Something' monster of Japan and North America, blamed for years of attacks on parents because of their small children. All wallets found emptied.

When combined...the Pikachupacabra.

And the earth...trembles.

[identity profile] cair-anam.livejournal.com 2004-01-28 07:16 am (UTC)(link)
Wow... I've been reading that wrong for awhile.....

I've been seeing Picachu-up-bra.

Sort of a push up bra shaped like Picachu. I've been having nightmares about it =P

Thanks a lot, Matt =P

[identity profile] bzarcher.livejournal.com 2004-01-28 07:18 am (UTC)(link)
...

Wow.

Cara, you're BRILLIANT! This is the best evil idea ever! And of course, we could do a matching panties set with the lightning bolt tail!

[identity profile] cair-anam.livejournal.com 2004-01-28 07:30 am (UTC)(link)
What have I DONE?!?!?!

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo





::looks around guiltily::

::very small voice::
the sad thing is, I'd probably wear the underwear if it had a tail.
::hides::

[identity profile] bzarcher.livejournal.com 2004-01-28 07:31 am (UTC)(link)
Mwahahahahaahah.

Come to the Dark Side, my Young Apprentice. Embrace your feelings!

[identity profile] bwarman.livejournal.com 2004-01-28 11:17 am (UTC)(link)
I think Cara needs some good yiffing.

[identity profile] bzarcher.livejournal.com 2004-01-28 11:37 am (UTC)(link)
You'd be surprised how often that comes up.

[identity profile] cair-anam.livejournal.com 2004-01-28 01:39 pm (UTC)(link)
WHAT THE FUCK IS YIFFING?>!?!!?!?!!?!?!?!?

[identity profile] bzarcher.livejournal.com 2004-01-28 02:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Yiffing (Yih-if-ihng) v.: The act of sexual congress, be it vaginal, oral, or anal, with a furred animal or person pretending to be an anthropomorphic version of same. There was a really funny cartoon explaining this I was going to link to, but the server for it is temporarily down. But I promise I'll show you later.

[identity profile] cair-anam.livejournal.com 2004-01-28 02:27 pm (UTC)(link)
EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

Dave.

Hon.

You're a dead man.

[identity profile] bzarcher.livejournal.com 2004-01-28 02:28 pm (UTC)(link)
*whistles innocently*

[identity profile] bzarcher.livejournal.com 2004-01-28 12:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Doo-doo-doo. *DRAMA!*

[identity profile] cair-anam.livejournal.com 2004-01-28 01:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Come on, we all know who the furry is by now.

*cough*squirrel*cough

[identity profile] bzarcher.livejournal.com 2004-01-28 01:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Methinks the lady dost protest too much.

[identity profile] nekoyaksa.livejournal.com 2004-01-28 02:05 pm (UTC)(link)
I was tempted to ask if the tail on the underwear would be a squirrel tail . . .

[identity profile] cair-anam.livejournal.com 2004-01-28 02:09 pm (UTC)(link)
hehe...

I know who we could sell it to!

[identity profile] bzarcher.livejournal.com 2004-01-28 02:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Remember, marketing is good! Especially when you offer 'free samples'.

[identity profile] nekoyaksa.livejournal.com 2004-01-28 02:22 pm (UTC)(link)
It'll be the new line for Victoria's Secret - Squirrel Lingerie. I bet the furry tail is diamond-encrusted.

[identity profile] bzarcher.livejournal.com 2004-01-28 02:24 pm (UTC)(link)
No, no. We do it with lace, and then have a tie-in perfume.

[identity profile] bzarcher.livejournal.com 2004-01-28 02:11 pm (UTC)(link)
*Raises eyebrow*

Oh, I want to hear this story, yes...

[identity profile] avylin.livejournal.com 2004-01-28 11:42 am (UTC)(link)
Piiiiiiiiiiiiiiikacthulhu!

[identity profile] bzarcher.livejournal.com 2004-01-28 11:43 am (UTC)(link)
They're going to unite and take over the world, you know.