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Oct. 16th, 2008 10:28 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
bzarcherI'd never actually heard of the Twilight books, so this description pretty much killed me. God bless you, internet.
Symbolic: So basically the main heartthrob is a vampire with super strength and speed who doesn't have to drink blood from humans and can walk around during the day and go to a normal high school? So he's basically a vampire with all the kewl powers and none of the weaknesses?
Emperor Justin: Well, they live where it's always rainy, so the is almost never out. Sunlight doesn't hurt vampires, it just makes them pretty. They sparkle like crystals. Yeah.
Alyoisus Snuffelupagus: The fourth story is basically her getting married, knocked up asap, and then having the child at the risk of her own life. Basically it's Sarah Palin meets Anne Rice.
Symbolic: So basically the main heartthrob is a vampire with super strength and speed who doesn't have to drink blood from humans and can walk around during the day and go to a normal high school? So he's basically a vampire with all the kewl powers and none of the weaknesses?
Emperor Justin: Well, they live where it's always rainy, so the is almost never out. Sunlight doesn't hurt vampires, it just makes them pretty. They sparkle like crystals. Yeah.
Alyoisus Snuffelupagus: The fourth story is basically her getting married, knocked up asap, and then having the child at the risk of her own life. Basically it's Sarah Palin meets Anne Rice.
