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Nov. 5th, 2002 09:40 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
bzarcher....
So Ben's out getting something, and puts up the following away message:
"(Name) is so hot that tropical flowers grow out of their pants."
And then his best friend's mom IM's him.
Ben returns.
"You know, that wouldn't even be -half- the fuckup it is if she hadn't been the woman responsible for buying me 2/3rds of my boxer shorts."
Pause.
Both of us sing: "Hey hey hey, Mrs. Robinson...."
So Ben's out getting something, and puts up the following away message:
"(Name) is so hot that tropical flowers grow out of their pants."
And then his best friend's mom IM's him.
Ben returns.
"You know, that wouldn't even be -half- the fuckup it is if she hadn't been the woman responsible for buying me 2/3rds of my boxer shorts."
Pause.
Both of us sing: "Hey hey hey, Mrs. Robinson...."
