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So the Canadians arrived last night, and I showed them the true beauty in utter destruction.

Then we slept.

Then I woke up, got them up, and after some modest comedy, got them on the road and myself into work.

Whee!

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I need $350 and a new pair of boxers, please."

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...

Vegas odds are now highly against me being able to get through the night without cutting up someone, even if it's me to relieve the stress/urge.

Not how I expected tonight to go, but okay.