Based on my morning reading...

I like pie.

However, I find coconut physically repulsive, and tend to gag if I'm made to eat it.

That said, I'm glad when my friends want to go out and get some pie, and I don't mind if they split a coconut cream pie with the table as long as they know I'm going to order something else.

This has been a thiny veiled metaphor. Now everyone go out and have some pie.