It's a little slow here, today.

The phrase "entertain me, dammit" returns 260,000 results on Google. Every single one is someone complaining about being bored.

However, the sponsored link does tell me about www.digyourowngrave.com, which sounds like it'd at least be something to keep me occupied if I had access to the back lot.

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Best part about giving blood on the double-donation machine: A Rice Krispy treat as long as your ARM.

Edit: OK, yes, I'm exaggerating.

It was only as long as the tip of my fingers to the base of my elbow. I love the Red Cross.

ZOMBIE BOOKWORM ALERT

World War Z.

Oh, snap.