Are we dead? Or is this Ohio?

Went to bed very early last night due to feeling like my head was full of paint that had just been shaken. Ended up waking up every couple hours to hack up crap, and decided around 4am that work was not going to happen today. Managed to get back to bed and sleep until about 10:30ish, and since then I've been ambitious enough to make soup, drink several glasses of water and orange juice, and die miserably.

My brain has at least improved slightly - I think we're up to jell-o consistancy in there.