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Inspired by a car I passed on the drive from Columbus to Dayton:

The Mac Zealot
Nobody knows his name. Nobody knows where he comes from. In time of trouble, he is simply...there. When a sinner finds his end of frustration in Windows and vice, he arrives in his little Saturn, and extends the hands of Christian Fellowship and MacOS. He saves souls. He saves files. He boots with a smileyface. He is....The Mac Zealot.

I'm not kidding about this one. I passed this little green Saturn wagon with 3 jesus fish (1 with hebrew lettering inside it, 1 with greek, and 1 'standard'), five different Apple bumper stickers, and a couple evangelical Christian style bumper stickers.

Date: 2003-01-02 09:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chaoticgoodnik.livejournal.com
:D

That is ... really really amusing. Thank you.

Date: 2003-01-02 10:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] canemex.livejournal.com
*snickers*

He will help you!

Date: 2003-01-02 11:19 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] mephron
All he needs now is a bumpersticker that reads:

"I h4ck M4cs 4 J35u5!!"

Date: 2003-01-02 12:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spiralpegasus.livejournal.com
Jesus saves... files on floppies!

Date: 2003-01-02 04:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dklegman.livejournal.com
This prompted me to take an inventory of the bumper stickers currently on my truck.

Behind Driver Seat: Public radio station, independent alternapop radio station, Ohio State Alumni Association

Left Bumper: Apple logo (replaced a Red Hat Linux sticker about six months ago)

Right Bumper: Slashdot.org oval emblem

This makes me feel like I should be holding a four-dollar cup of coffee. ;-)

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