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[bzarcher]

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After seeing a bit of a special on Napoleon, it amuses my ego to compare myself to him in my capacity as webmaster for the S&H program.

I'm considering myself to be in the 'Corsica' stage of things, where after my first relatively benevolent run of despotry, I've retired to a small island where I am surrounded by shepherds. At some point, I'll probably be released by those men believing they can benefit from increased tyrrany, and I shall reign again until that damned Waterloo buisness.

Oh, and I'll need wine. Lots of wine.

And I want some people to wear uniforms.

Comments

[chaoticgoodnik.livejournal.com]

::double checks to be sure this isn't actually an entry by dklegman

::wonders if you mean skarlette and schoolgirl uniforms::

[dklegman.livejournal.com]

*ROFL*

I've been behind in such ramblings, and am glad someone's taken up the slack. :)

[bzarcher.livejournal.com]

Actually, skarlette is more the Empress Josephine, and I assume she would like to create -far- more interesting outfits for herself...after all, the Empress /must/ be able to dress with a certain...distinction.

[bzarcher.livejournal.com]

What's scary is that came totally off the cuff without forethought. :D And I'm always proud to serve.

UNIFORMS!

[heatherbeast.livejournal.com]

As long as they are appropriately tight-cut and black, with boots of PAIN!

Can I be your Sergeant-At-Arms? And have a riding crop to beat people with?

Re: UNIFORMS!

[bzarcher.livejournal.com]

I'm sure we can work something out. :D

[snowspinner.livejournal.com]

So the long and short of it is that you're going to die of stomach cancer?

Or was Napoleon arsenic?

[bzarcher.livejournal.com]

Stomach cancer, but I suspect the cirrohsis or betrayals will get me first.

[alathaniel.livejournal.com]

I call Air Boss. Or chief artilerist, depending on which gets to make bigger explosions.

[alathaniel.livejournal.com]

Might I suggest a Mentat Master-of-Assasins to help with the latter?

[bzarcher.livejournal.com]

Only so long as his first loyalty is to me, and not to his trainers...

Wine. Lots of wine.

[demeterschild.livejournal.com]

Will His Imperial Majesty require:

A. A selection of cheeses, olives, fruits, and breads to compliment his grape-oriented debauch

B. An appropriately mystic diviner for consultations about the spiritual status of his Serene Imperial Republic

C. A War Master...and Your Humble Servant has a candidate to put forth. If, of course, His Imperial Majesty is so interested in such a thing

D. Mistressess. Best leave such things to the woman you really love and pick up some princess for the political connections. Always good PR.

Re: Wine. Lots of wine.

[bzarcher.livejournal.com]

A, B, and C all sound excellent, as is the candidate for C.

D, I shall leave to her Imperial Majesty, for I am sure she knows more of this than I.