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[bzarcher]

There is a beautiful woman here with a catapult.

She insists she must be paid handsomely or I shall be crushed with large rocks, and she speaks only latin.

Um. Help?

Comments

[loopychew.livejournal.com]

The only joke I can think of involves a "payment" that would probably have skarlette very, very mad at you. :P

[mephron]

Unless it is skarlette.... in which case he'd pay it with interest. (pun intended)

[demeterschild.livejournal.com]

State: "in vino veritas"

Hand her a bottle of something tasty.

Run like hell while she figures out what's going on.

Unless it's your ladylove, as already suggested. Then the appropriate response is to boff her until she can't fire at you any more.

[dasubergeek.livejournal.com]

Let me guess. She said, "Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam."

You should say, "Nummam habeo... habesne materias?" ("I've got the money... you got the stuff?")

[bzarcher.livejournal.com]

Unfortunately it was not skarlette, but a poor student attempting to pay off loans, which I sympathize with. But I believe the wine would save the day. (I ended up using Oreos.)

[neversremedy.livejournal.com]

Aye, that I did, though I prefer someone else's response greatly. He said, "Mei catapultam maximam est." The hell it was, well . . . not after the torches. We started some very large fires on that one. ::grins::

I think bzarcher used oreos just so he could watch me brush the crumbs from my bosom. He's a proud pervert. I should know, I gave him one of our badges. ::nods::