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Courtesy of doktorvox

August 11th
(Copyright 2000 by: Alex Reed, Aaron Fuleki and K. Adam Kunst)

It's August 11th,
Good morning, how are you?
Today is something special,
Today is something new
Whether you're still gettin' breakfast,
Or driving your Cheverolet
There ain't no need to hurry, 'cause it's...
National Masturbation Day

- - C H O R U S - -
Only one day of the year
You can... without fear
Without guilt and without price
Left unto your own device
Take a moment for yourself
You can't do it on the twelth
August 11th...

So give yourself a hand
Today when you're at work.
And later on your lunch break
When your waiter is a jerk
Off you're on your way
You gotta keep your grip
Don't forget to wash your hands
And don't forget the tip

You finally get off, you cross the tracks
Your front door won't work so you go 'round back
With one hand on the knob and your fingers in the crack
The door bursts open and, "Lucy I'm Home!"

- - C H O R U S - -

It's August 11th
Come and gone so fast
A little dissapointing
How it never seems to last
But all across America
We can show we're truly free,
'Cause all you need is you,
And all I need is me