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[bzarcher]

I keep getting spam about my bust size today. Do you guys really think I need bigger, firmer breasts?

I mean, I hear that sometimes C and D cups can help in a job interview, but...

More seriously, I feel less lightheaded, and though it's childish, I wish Lisa was here. I wouldn't want her catching this (god forbid!), but the company and care would be nice. She always talks about wanting to come and take care of things, or to make me feel better, and dammit, I want that. :D I appreciate all my grandparents did, but it's not quite the same...

Oh, well.

Comments

[branwynelf.livejournal.com]

Well, you know, it's because the spammers knew that EVERYONE would be comparing themselves to Janet after today ...

[avylin.livejournal.com]

About half of the fairly significant daily load of spam I get is for penis enlargement mojo.

Trade you.

[flying-landon.livejournal.com]

I think your size is good, but you could use a little extra perk.

[bzarcher.livejournal.com]

I will take your offer under advisement.

*Runs off crying to lock myself in my room*

[bzarcher.livejournal.com]

*SOB*

Heh.

[bzarcher.livejournal.com]

Wardrobe Malfunction, My ass. :D

[robyscots.livejournal.com]

I think it is only natural to crave for the person you love when you are in need. Every human being, no matter how strong they are, wants to be taken care of once in a while. It reinforces to us that we are loved.

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[bzarcher.livejournal.com]

Makes sense. Doesn't hurt that I miss her for normal reasons just about every day, too.

[sillyfox.livejournal.com]

I think we all feel a need to be taken care of at times. Even though I grouse sometimes when Jim tries to take care of me (I'm 28 years old and an independent woman, darnit!), I do appreciate it.

And personally, I think there's nothing wrong with having a small bust size. ;D