Best Sky Captain review ever:

[bzarcher]

Harder to comprehend are the reactions of others to this (Polly's) flailing infant psyche. Her editor loves her, and the eponymous Sky Captain is caught in her strange web of psychosexual angst and mutual-betrayal-as-love, despite the presence in his life of the infinitely more attractive and capable Franky (Angelina Jolie), whose virtues include improbably sultry lips, better dress sense, and her very own flying battlegroup. With all due respect to Ms. Paltrow, Broog feels a lack of sympathy for any human male who cannot make the obvious choice: feed Polly to the random saurians and shack up with Franky in her mighty airborne lovenest.

And now, off to bed.