Mindfuck courtesy of ls56

[bzarcher]

o.0

My brain hurtz.

Comments

[ninniane.livejournal.com]

That's really terrifying.

[avylin.livejournal.com]

Here's something worse.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=84625&item=5541733174&rd=1

[sehkmet.livejournal.com]

Yeah, there are people on knitting who have already knit that damn thing. I think it's horrible.

It's easily as bad as the Boobie Scarf (which doesn't even LOOK like boobies to me and is just plain ugly). The intro blurb calls it 'an icebreaker at parties'. An icebreaker, you say? If my tits were meant to be icebreakers, they'd be sheathed in four inches of steel alloy and be serving in the Arctic Ocean!

--S.

[sehkmet.livejournal.com]

Oh my sweet monkey Jesus.

--S.

[avylin.livejournal.com]

...

Someone needs to app that at M3!

[avylin.livejournal.com]

And I just looked. That's not a boobie scarf, that's a "festering tumor" scarf. Pop one and see what's inside!

[sehkmet.livejournal.com]

We were the same way. Julie said the same thing, and I was like 'THAT'S ONE WAY TO RAISE AWARENESS ABOUT BREAST CANCER!'

"Wow, what a nice scarf!"
"It's not a scarf. It's a necklace of all my tumours I've had removed. Have you had your monthly breast self-exam yet?"
"......."

--S.

[ls56.livejournal.com]

i think the knitted uterus is quite adorable.

*Stares....just stares....*

[skarlette.livejournal.com]

There is a purpose to this thing right? Please tell me there is...other than inflicting wounds on my hardened psyche....

Re: *Stares....just stares....*

[yetanotherbob.livejournal.com]

No, if it was to reach its full disturbing potential, it would have a purpose. And then I'd say something like,

Gee. They make cozies for everything these days.

[ardaniel]

It's really, disturbingly cute in the "doing its best monkey impersonation" pic.

[bzarcher.livejournal.com]

That's what I said.

[bzarcher.livejournal.com]

...

I think I need to go throw up.

[bzarcher.livejournal.com]

1) Totally a tumor scarf.

2) Cleavage Prow - OC - Maverick.

"Designed as an experimental icebreaker for artic harbors near Sevastopol and Archanglesk, the reploid originally know as Titannia was designed to be humanoid for public relations purposes, and the icebreaking device itself attached to what an engineer called 'The ideal flotation point.' After years of abuse, she engineered an accident between two ultraheavy tankers and went Maverick, leaving her old name behind in favor of the mocking jeer hung on her by many sailors as just one of the many levels of revenge she has planned."

[bzarcher.livejournal.com]

I just can't understand it.

Re: *Stares....just stares....*

[bzarcher.livejournal.com]

*hugs* I don't know,sweetie.

[bzarcher.livejournal.com]

...

Thank you. You have managed to somehow make my hangover worse with that image.

Re: *Stares....just stares....*

[bzarcher.livejournal.com]

My mom had a Christmas TP cozy.