Knock Knock.

[bzarcher]

Avon Callin'
Originally uploaded by bzarcher.

-Who's There?

Land Raider. *BLAM*

Comments

[tainted-paladin.livejournal.com]

http://static.flickr.com/27/44872148_cfe5d4bb36.jpg?v=0

this one cracked me up.

[bzarcher.livejournal.com]

Taaasty candy.

[silentsteel.livejournal.com]

BLAM! :D

[dklegman.livejournal.com]

It smiles as though it wants a treat.

*looks in bag of treats*

Hey, a piece of shaped ferrous metal, loaded into an acclerator rail. Here you go, little buddy!

(Also: Awesome job on that tank!)

[flying-landon.livejournal.com]

*knock knock*

Who's there?

Carnifex.

Carnifex wh, OH SWEET JUMPING JESUS, IT'S RIPPING THE THING IN HALF!


No, I've never gotten that chance, as much as I'd like to. I'd eventually get the glancing 6 before I got across the table.

[tainted-paladin.livejournal.com]

I once saw a Assault Marine kill a Carnifex in one round of combat...

It was awe inspiring!

[remotesensing.livejournal.com]

I once killed an Assault Marine, just to watch him die.

[tainted-paladin.livejournal.com]

And that is a shame.

[flying-landon.livejournal.com]

I've lost a Carnifex to 3 IG in a charge...it was..saddening.

[bzarcher.livejournal.com]

*imagines the tank munching, smiling, and then shooting*

[bzarcher.livejournal.com]

On the one hand, I'd bet the standard pattern's lascannons would be a good deterrent for that.

On the other, double assault cannons = fun.

[bzarcher.livejournal.com]

Oh, c'mon, it had to be at least kinda funny.

[bzarcher.livejournal.com]

TO BILL BRASKY!

[bzarcher.livejournal.com]

*grins*

[flying-landon.livejournal.com]

Where are you going to get double assault cannons from? :P

[flying-landon.livejournal.com]

It was awesome, cause it lost me the game. He was the only unit I had left, but there were enough turns to try and take out the little bit he had left...but nooooo.

[bzarcher.livejournal.com]

OK, the twin linked assault cannons on the Crusader's front turret - happy now?

[bzarcher.livejournal.com]

And, hey, you got stories out of it.

[flying-landon.livejournal.com]

Darn straight. Get your rules right. Lest I come up there and bop you! :P

A double assault cannon is a horrifying thing.

[mg4h.livejournal.com]

*cough*Land Shark*cough*

:)

Gotta love SNL references, eh?

[bzarcher.livejournal.com]

*wink*

[bzarcher.livejournal.com]

Fine, fine. :D

Isn't there a Forge World variant that does put an assault cannon in either sponson? I can't imagine it'd be great against armor, but that seems even scarier than the hurricane bolters against 'soft' to medium infantry.

[flying-landon.livejournal.com]

There may be, but not to my knowledge. But I don't know Forgeworld as well.

[bzarcher.livejournal.com]

I looked at their catalog - if I had $10,000 to burn, I bet I'd have a lot of fun with it. But as even the rulebooks are between $75-100...

[flying-landon.livejournal.com]

Yea. True. Sadly enough, the stuff I like, isn't for my armies, excluding Dreads and vehicle doors.

[bzarcher.livejournal.com]

If I was really going to go nuts, I'd probably buy a bunch of the IG tanks just for the hell of it - they seem like all sorts of fun to build and paint.