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[bzarcher]

> Why was the elf princess glowing?

And in response, thus spake the Oracle:

} Top 11 reasons Why the Elf Princess is Glowing:
}
} 1.) She is on fire.
} 2.) She is casting a magical glowing spell.
} 3.) She's not glowing; you're watching a movie and the director
}  wishes to visually show the magic that the characters can feel.
} 4.) She is being hit by particularly strong moonlight.
} 5.) She ate Tinkerbell.
} 6.) She is glowing for the same reason that the large elephant
}  is attacking Bruce Springstein -- you're drunk.
} 7.) She is cursed by a horrible curse of luminescence.
} 8.) She is blessed with magical radiance.
} 9.) What you suspect is an Elf princess is actually a flare grenade.
} 10.) She was an agent.  Neo will pop out of her in a moment.
} 11.) She's pregnant.
} 12.) She took Sting, broke it into tiny little pieces, and covered
}  herself with it.  There is an orc nearby.
} 13.) She's a #$#@$# Elf princess.  She #$#@$# glows.  #$#@$# deal.
}
} You owe the Oracle a length of rope, some mice, and a fig.


That said, I used to write for the Oracle, so it's not -that- big of a sin, right?

Comments

[lanthinel.livejournal.com]

5.) She ate Tinkerbell.

mmmmm....sugary pixie goodness with electrochemical electromagnetic emission (SPGEEE?, as opposed to LASER or something)

[ladylysander.livejournal.com]

She ate Tinkerbell?

.... Talk about heartburn.

[bzarcher.livejournal.com]

Pixies taste fairly good in a light white wine sauce, with artichoke hearts and some garlic. You just have to know how to prepare them.

Kinda like game hens.

[ladylysander.livejournal.com]

... Mmmmmm... Now I want game hen.
..... Or Pixie. *eyes Shinobi*
... HMMmmmmm. >:)