From the Office of Laptop Torture and Mockery

[bzarcher]

BZArcher: http://www.engadget.com/2008/02/24/asus-eee-pc-gets-torture-tested-on-video/
BZArcher: French makes this even better somehow.
dklegman: he's very tenative about knocking stuff over. I can demonstrate more effective methods.
BZArcher: Well, he is trying to be scientifict.
BZArcher: Plus, I think he's holding the camera.
dklegman: He and Tyler share a certain lackadasical attitude about this malevolent science thing.
dklegman: Sitting
dklegman: tenativeness
dklegman: vague europeanity
dklegman: You gotta lean back and put both shoulders into scientific violence.

Comments

[alathaniel.livejournal.com]

Lackadasical? Malevolent science?

My work is for the BETTERMENT OF MANKIND!

(ahem) Mr. Klegman clearly is unfamiliar with the sophisticated equipment which is required by Modern Science(tm). As such, until and unless he first experiences an acute suspension of reality in an experimental setting, his criticisms of my methodology are baseless. (I could say more, but that would be descending into the vage europeanity which he also accuses me of.) Please instruct him to return to his desk and cease disturbing my work.

Now then, if you will excuse me, there is a malfunctioning flux amplification resonator which is in need of coercive ... I mean, corrective ... repair and I must check upon the work of my minion ... er, graduate lackeys.

[dklegman.livejournal.com]

I have a desk now? Sweet. Movin' up in the world!

Let's see if I can park my jeep on it...

[alathaniel.livejournal.com]

Innnnnsolence.