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Dammit. Sleep was good, but it had to end. And my back is still achey.

*grumble*

One step closer to SRMD.

I am Dr. Herbert West, from "Reanimator."
I'm right. You're wrong.


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Somehow I've managed to have no appointments today, unless an emergency crops up, which means I can focus on this new project.

Magic Banana?

On my way out of Lowry from lunch, I grabbed a banana. I had that banana in my hands until I got into my car.

But when I got out of my car, the banana was gone.

Now, there are a few explanations for this. First is that I'm a klutz and probably just dropped it. And you'd like to think that, wouldn't you? But I know the truth. This was a magic banana, and not meant to be eaten. And when it understood that I was taking it for a mid-afternoon snack, it tore a portal open through time and space and disappeared, perhaps destined to become part of a still life in someone's art class.

Or, if it was truely special, this was a Fortean banana, quantumly unstable and incapable of remaining in one plane of existance for more than a short time before disappearing and re-appearing somewhere else. And perhaps, perhaps I was one of those few blessed to have actually held such a mythic fruit before it left this plane, perhaps never to return.

Regardless, a quite remarkable piece of fruit.

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Huh.

CNN on in the office. Doing a thing on the primaries and a quick talk with someone in Virginia.

"So who did you vote for, sir?"

"I voted for Kerry, but honestly? I'd vote for Satan before I voted for George W. Bush."

I'm surprised they let that through.

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*GRUMBLE*

Upside: Recruiting place in Cleveland saw my resume and wanted to talk to me.
Downside: When I called them back, the only thing they could offer was a 2 month helpdesk contract, no benefits, no extension, no follow-up contracts with them.

Rar.

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Faaaaaaaaaaack.

Kim, I know I spent half an hour trying to clean the tobacco crap out of your mom's PC, but I still swear each time I fire it up I'm increasing my chances of lung cancer.

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Hmm.

After probing the couch, my liquid cash assets appear to be $3.14 in mostly pennies. And I am out of shampoo and milk.

Hopefully the tax return posts soon. It's about time, based on when I sent the e-file...