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US moneyshot onto the face of Iraq on schedule, near completion.

OK, seriously, I agree we should have a new embassy there, given I'm fairly sure the last one was bombed flat, bulldozed, or both, but I think the minute the planning commitee said "Hey, let's make this visible from SPACE!", someone really needed to put the brakes on.

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Fin developing in Mt. Saint Helens crater.

It would seem the Landsharks have returned, more powerful than ever before.

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10:45am - Now at work can basically be described as "Snap, Crackle, Die in a fire."

I know people want me to sneak out of my OD pager and go to the Tough and Lovely show tonight, but right now I A) Don't think it's feasable and B) really just want to go home and do very little.

On the upside, apparently someone is trying to recruit me for something. This should be interesting.
- Edit: Combining entries -

I just noticed something.

I even went back and doublechecked it to make sure I'm not hallucinating.

Firing notices are sent out at PRECISELY 4:20pm. Every time. I'm not sure how I missed that pattern before.

I think that's possibly the worst pun I've ever seen.