Well, shit, that ain't good.

I can't find my wallet.

I'd swear I had it with me when I left the house, but it's not at work, not in the car, was not turned into facilities or Security, and I've searched the entire parking lot.

I'm hoping, really, seriously hoping that I just knocked it off my dresser and didn't notice, or merely thought I had put it into my pocket this morning when I didn't, actually, and it'll be in my room waiting for me.

If not, oh, boy, that's not good.

PHEW. Found it.