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Because Onyx seems dead set about getting outside at some point, we bought him a nice collar with engraved nametag for his own safety.

Unfortunately for him, the only collars that Jack's had in his size all have bells attached, which means that in addition to the indignity of wearing the collar, every time he jumps, moves, stretches, or pretty much does anything catlike, he jingles.

As I write this, he's currently trying to pick himself up by the scruff of his own neck, and it's damned amusing. :>