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[bzarcher]

You Are a Cockring!

Slip it on

Keep it hard

Or else you'll fuck

Like a tard.



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*meep*

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Don't feel so bad...

[demeterschild.livejournal.com]

You Are A Fist!

Maybe you're an anal queen.

Or a fisting dyke.

Now you'll get

As much fist as you like!



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At least you're something blatantly kinky...

I could not predict these results. O_O

[silentsteel.livejournal.com]

You Are A Cock and Ass Combo!

A nice plastic cock

And an ass that's gay

Now you can get off

Almost any way!



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*state of stunned*

[eroticpuppy.livejournal.com]

*giggles*

I have a silver claddaugh I wear on my right hand. Story behind it.

One of my ex-boyfriends (we'll call him B) is still nuts about me, 3 years after the fact. He sends me 100 dollars worth of Xmas gifts every year, and we don't really even talk. Well, one day in late October he emailed me out of the blue, asking if I'd like to go see Tori Amos with him in Connecticut in November. I said, "Duh, I'd love to, but I don't have the means to get up there." So, he bought me plane tickets. Well, dwright and I discussed it, and figured if I was going to fly up for a weekend, I might as well take a week off of work, and visit him (CT isn't so far from Montreal). I'd bus it from B's house. I told B about this, and he said that he'd drive me, and that he didn't want me taking a bus.

Now, B asked some questions about dwright right after this that freaked me out. Namely: "How does he treat you? Is he attractive? Do you like him more than you liked me? Is he good in bed? Are you coming to get back together with me, and dump him?". So, I blurted out, while on the phone that Dan and I were engaged. Well, I told Dan, and he said I'd probably need a ring to "prove it" (B's really detail oriented, and would be looking for it).

So, I ordered a claddaugh online. However, to remind Dan and I that it's not really my engagement ring, I got the word COCK engraved on the inside.

And that's how I have a cock ring that reminds me of my boyfriend.

Long story that's not that funny, once I've typed it all out.

[bzarcher.livejournal.com]

But it is really sweet, in a crazy way.

[eroticpuppy.livejournal.com]

That sort of sums the both of us up, and the whole of our relationship. *shrugs*

[bzarcher.livejournal.com]

*Grins* That describes almost every successful relationship that I know of.

*Smiles and waves.....*

[skarlette.livejournal.com]

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You Are Furry Cuffs!

In the bedroom

You like to play cop

So keep fucking hard

Even when begged to stop!



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Re: *Smiles and waves.....*

[bzarcher.livejournal.com]

MMmmhmmmmmmmmmm....but I'm sorry, officer, I left my wallet in my apartment....you may just have to cuff me...