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GENERAL:
* First name: Matthew
* Middle name: James
* Age: 22
* Birth Date: 2/20/1981
* City of Birth: Akron, OH, then taken to Oslo, Norway very shortly after.
* Height: 6'2"
* Eye color: Blue, though with a tendency to change at times.
* Hair color: Brown
* Shoe size: 11.5 EEEEEE

VICES:
* Do you drink alcohol: Yes.
* Do you smoke: Nope.
* Do you take drugs: Asprin
* Do you bite your nails: Yup
* Do you curse: Hell fuck no, bitch! That's for assholes.

LOVE & SEX:
* How many times have you been in love: Under an older definition...2. Maybe 3? From what I now know about being in love? Once.
* Are you in love now: Yes.
* Do you get asked out a lot: Hah!
* Do others find you attractive: HAH! But Oh, well. M'lady's dementia is okay, if she's willing to find me so.
* Feature you're most complimented on: Cuddly cushiness.
* Gay or Bi?: No real interest in men, sorry.
* Top, bottom, etc: I have interest in bottoming, topping, facing, walling, upsiding...against the table, the sink...
* Oral sex, more of a giver or receiver? Mmmmm. Yes?
* Like Kissing: Oh, yes.
* Like Cuddling: Mmhmmmm
* Like to rim: ....uh. No thank you.
* Into S&M: *smirks*
* Dominant or Submissive: Submissive, but I'm learning to use my dominant side more and more.
* Like to spank/be spanked: *smirks*
* Any other fetishes: Oh, yes.
* What turns you on more, intelligence or looks? Brains will last far into the night.
* What turns you on more than anything? Her.
* Last time you had sex: *Claims the Virgin*
* Was it good: *Claims the Virgin*
* The magic number? Her phone number, but you're crazy if you think I'm sharing.

GAY STEREOTYPE QUESTIONS:
* Ever dressed in drag? Nope.
* Do you have a certain scene? Yes?
* Do you watch Will and Grace: Nope.
* Do you watch Queer as Folk? No Showtime? No problem.
* Do you like Margaret Cho? When she's on Comedy Central.
* Ever been to a Cher concert? Ew.
* Ever been to a Madonna concert? Nope.
* Ever been to a Barbara concert? See above.
* Ever been to a Liza concert? Rip out my fucking eyes.
* Do you own a dvd or vhs copy of the film "Trick": Nope.
* Ever had sex with someone from the opposite sex? *Claims the Virgin*
* Go to clubs often: Yup.
* Ever been the victim of a hate crime? Yup.
* Do you want kids: Not sure?
* Do you care about fashion? HAH!
* Do you think you are "all that"? Not even close.

LJ QUESTIONS:
* Date you joined? 7/10/2001
* Number of journal entries? 1,134
* Number of comments posted? 4,838
* Number of comments you have received? 2,954
* Number of people on your friends list: 112, not counting 20 communities or RSS feeds.
* Person that introduced you to LJ?

ijikeru
* Still friends with this person? Yup!
* How many people have you introduced to Live Journal? Umm...5 or 6?
* List everyone on your friends list you have met in person: You don't have time to read 60 or so names.
* Anyone on LJ you can't stand? Probably, but I don't have to bother with them, do I?
* Name one person on your friends list you would most like to meet?
* Last person you added? I don't remember.
* Ever banned someone from commenting in your journal? Yes.
* Biggest pet peeve about LJ: Not really any.
* Do you feel close to most of the people on your friends list? Quite a few.