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Apr. 22nd, 2003 09:19 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
bzarcher....
From the morning reading:
"Driving this car (2003 Lamborghini Montealbo) is like making love to a beautiful Italian model in the middle of the pallattzo, while she holds a stilletto to your throat and threatens murder/suicide if you fail to satisfy her. And even success can be dangerous, since her 200 mph orgasm is likely to attract a great deal of unwanted attention from neighbors and police. And of course, the dangerous turns and curves."
Daaaaaaaaamn.
It's gonna be one of those mornings.
From the morning reading:
"Driving this car (2003 Lamborghini Montealbo) is like making love to a beautiful Italian model in the middle of the pallattzo, while she holds a stilletto to your throat and threatens murder/suicide if you fail to satisfy her. And even success can be dangerous, since her 200 mph orgasm is likely to attract a great deal of unwanted attention from neighbors and police. And of course, the dangerous turns and curves."
Daaaaaaaaamn.
It's gonna be one of those mornings.
