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Which Humor
Troubles the Disposition of YOUR Body?

...the fact that this is the second test in two days in which I have scored completely normal is quite disturbing.

Also known widely as the Fire Bird, the phoenix is a profound symbol of life and rebirth. It has a life cycle of 500 to 600 years and after that amount of time, it sets itself on fire and dies in the flames. Then, after three days, it rises again from the ashes. It is a completely benign creature who lives in dew. It is said that the phoenix has a beautiful melodious song which grows ever more mournful as its life comes to an end. It is also a symbol of the sun and immortality.

What mythical beast best represents you?Take the quiz!

Interesting.

its me

it's not you it's me

what break up line are you
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...as

sehkmet has said, this one never works, either.

Test Results

You think of yourself as being Alive, Beautiful, Changing, and Love.

Others think of you as being Quiet, Confident, Soft, and Comforting.

Your relationships can be described as Smooth, Tranquil, Warm, and Inviting.

When stressed, you feel Trapped..

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Neat. Thank you,

avylin.

Athena goddess of wisdom and war.

What Greek god or goddess are you like?
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Hmm.

You are a Shoe Monkey! You are a tiny monkey who
crawls into shoes at night and lays the eggs of
even smaller monkeys in people's shoes.
Mysterious itching on the bottoms of feet
tightly laced into shoes or boots are the work
of shoe monkeys. You are a playful,
mischievous monkey.

What's YOUR Inner Monkey?
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I shall infest you all with my monkey spawn, foolish humans.

What Farscape Character are you?

....frell.

kermit

You are Kermit the Frog!! You are loyal to your
friends and don't really know how to say No.
No matter what you were doing, you would drop
it in a second if a loved one was in trouble.
You are also a born star. Everyone loves you!

Which Muppet are You?
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...once again I am sodomized by the hands of a puppeteer. But at least his time I don't have to kiss Tim Curry.

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If I were a NetHack monster, I would be a mimic. I can be whatever I think you need me to be - it might look like I'm here to help you, but really you're here to help me.

Which NetHack Monster Are You?

...that makes a strange amount of sense.

chocobo result