| Your Ultimate Purity Score Is... (Or WOULD be, if you hadn't lied....) | ||
| Category | Your Score | Average |
| Self-Lovin' | 40% When I think about you - or anyone - I touch myself | 45.1% |
| Shamelessness | 71.4% It takes a couple of drinks | 68% |
| Sex Drive | 81.6% The Pope is envious | 61.5% |
| Straightness | 23.2% Knows the other body type like a map | 34.3% |
| Gayness | 100% | 70.7% |
| Fucking Sick | 85% Refreshingly normal | 80.5% |
| You are 100% pure Average Score: 60.4% | ||
Mrrrrrr. Past that, got my thesis' minor spelling mistakes cleaned up, and it's completely ready to archive, except for printing the color pages, which I'll do today, and turn it in for archiving tomorrow.