bzarcher | Interview ala naufiel

Found these after falling asleep on the couch, so....

1. How did you and Nikki meet?

This is a surprisingly complex question. We first met in middle school as part of The Power of The Pen, a creative writing competition thingy.
Then we sorta lost touch, and while we were friendly, it wasn't OMIGODWOW!
Then in high school, our two RIVAL SCHOOLS did a trip to NYC for theatre, touring, and ~~hand to hand combat~~. We re-acquainted ourselves, and it turned into what has become an extremely strong friendship ever since.

2. How did you and skarlette meet?

Like all good geek love affairs, I can actually show you!

Short version, however, is that it's al because of Something Positive. Yes, that should scare you.

3. You've just finished college. What do you intend to do with your immediate future?

Well, I've got this internship for a year, plus several smaller consulting gigs inside it. Past that, I'm weighing grad school, continuing as a full time IT employee of the College, doing IT somewhere else, or some strange combination of the 3. I really like working IT in the academic environment, and I think regardless of what I do that's a full time job I'd like to settle into.

4. What do you think of children? Cute, or good with some fava beans and a wine sauce?

Kids can be very sweet, and very nice, but I have no intention of having any of my own any time soon, if at all. Honestly, with how my parents fucked me up, I have no idea if I'd even be a safe parent, let alone a good one.

5. Why so many memes?

Because as much as I love my job, the past several weeks have been so boring that the memes have helped keep me at my maintinence level of sane. Otherwise I slip into the red zone and strart trying to breed Ubercows by attaching specially machined engines of death to them, plus genetic modifications that will eventually lead to a whole new revolution in Battle Cattle.