Sarge: "I don't care if it's God's Own Anti-Son of a Bitch Machine, or a giant Hula Hoop! We aren't gonna let them have it! What we WILL let them have...is a belly full of lead, and a pool of their own blood to drown in! Am I right Marines?!"
Marines: "Sir! Yes, SIR!"
Sarge: "Damn right I am. Now you green horns who wanted to see Covenant up close...well, today is your lucky day."
Hah! Fear me, pansy Marine, for I am the Covenant Plasma Rifle and I'll cook your ass like an eggo waffle. : ) Or something like that anyway. If I don't overheat within 5 seconds of someone pulling the trigger.
Very true. When it comes to those tentacled, biting, clawing, bug-eyed monstrosities, nothing's better at ruining an Attack Flood's day than a couple of shells full of buckshot right in the face.
Can't beat the shotgun for taking down Flood if you ask me... ;>
Strangely enough, this desire for massive destruction comes through in Eternal Darkness as well. I'm in the chapter with the elephant gun and ...hot DAMN! that makes a mess outta Horrors and Lesser Guardians. Double shot is my next favorite, but I save the bladed lovin' for zombies. I like cutting off their heads. *devious, bloodthirsty grin*
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Date: 2003-06-11 08:35 pm (UTC)The only bad thing about Halo is that Halo 2 won't be out until Q1/Q2 of next year.
Bastards. How dare they show that awesome in game demo at E3, and then release it to the 'net.
HOW DARE THEY!!!!
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Date: 2003-06-11 08:36 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-06-11 08:41 pm (UTC)Marines: "Sir! Yes, SIR!"
Sarge: "Damn right I am. Now you green horns who wanted to see Covenant up close...well, today is your lucky day."
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Date: 2003-06-11 08:49 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-06-11 09:29 pm (UTC)It says I'm the Rocket Launcher. The image supplied shows off the ATTENTION: HOLD LIKE THIS stencil that amuses me so much.
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Date: 2003-06-12 08:23 am (UTC)Always remember SPNK responsibly....
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Date: 2003-06-11 09:34 pm (UTC)I have no idea what this means.
It terrifies me =P
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Date: 2003-06-11 09:34 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-06-12 12:11 am (UTC)But hey, other than that I'm cool!
(I'd rather have been a Warthog or something!)
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Date: 2003-06-12 05:06 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-06-12 10:11 am (UTC)Can't beat the shotgun for taking down Flood if you ask me... ;>
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Date: 2003-06-12 10:30 am (UTC)I like big guns and I cannot lie...
Date: 2003-06-12 08:25 am (UTC)You are the Assault Rifle!
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Strangely enough, this desire for massive destruction comes through in Eternal Darkness as well. I'm in the chapter with the elephant gun and ...hot DAMN! that makes a mess outta Horrors and Lesser Guardians. Double shot is my next favorite, but I save the bladed lovin' for zombies. I like cutting off their heads. *devious, bloodthirsty grin*