Serious TMI.

[bzarcher]

You know, I never considered myself a particularly 'large' male before, but considering this is the 4th set of boxers I've ripped in the past 2 weeks just from having an erection, I'm reconsidering.

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My words of wisdom.

[denebola.livejournal.com]

To quote the memebers of 'Formerly Known As The Justice League'...

*snort*

*snicker*

*cackle*

BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

*ahem*

But seriously, I feel your pain. Though I don't consider myself anything but 'above average', I hardly wear correctly-sized briefs, because when that happens, I don't rip them, but I don't stay in, either. That blows. I suggest boxer briefs.

And I also suggest never playing hacky sack in boxers. Your nuts will be bounced about to and fro, and if you're playing for a 2 hour span with little to no break, it hurts.

I can do TMI too. ;D

[avylin.livejournal.com]

I find this all very fascinating. Please, tell me more about testicular dynamics.

[bzarcher.livejournal.com]

I think it's more about the weaknesses of cotton weave.

[windsinger.livejournal.com]

*cackles* I find all of this really funny in a 'I never put any thought into that part of reality' sort of way.

Suddenly I'm starting to worry about the Hulk and the Thing. XD
...and, hell, every guy that has to wear spandex. x.x

O.O

[silentsteel.livejournal.com]

Ooooh. :>

skarlette=Lucky

n.n

Re: O.O

[bzarcher.livejournal.com]

*blushes*

[doomflower.livejournal.com]

*HOWLS with laughter*

Matt, you are a HOOT!! :D

[bzarcher.livejournal.com]

*coughs*

Yes, well...

[mephron]

Were you aware that too much bleach in the wash can weaken the fabric significantly over time? This could be an additional clue.

Now, if it was regular pants, well... remember the joke about the guy with the titanium cup.

[bzarcher.livejournal.com]

Actually, I wasn't, but I don't bleach my whites, anyhow. I just use detergent.

[denebola.livejournal.com]

And the confining nature of close-fitting tight briefs.

[bzarcher.livejournal.com]

Actually, these were boxers.