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[bzarcher]

Hmmm.

Randomly clicking gets me this week's Enterprise. Seems that after ripping off TNG for the Borg and Enterprise, this week it's TOS' turn and Star Trek VI to get ripped.

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[lanthinel.livejournal.com]

A Bird of Prey kinna fire when cloaked!

[bzarcher.livejournal.com]

That's it, Scotty! Go mine some Dilithium and sleep with a freaky shape-changing chick-thing.

[lanthinel.livejournal.com]

Wow. All you need now is Christian Slater and Iman and Worf's great-great-great-grandfather, Worf.

[bzarcher.livejournal.com]

Hmm.

I think I can get us Wil Wheaton. Does that work?

Oh. And the blue skinned antennae guys.

[lanthinel.livejournal.com]

Andorans, eh? Maybe we can talk Patrick Stewart into putting on blue makeup and antennae, while we truss Nichelle Nichols up in Orion slave girl green?

[bzarcher.livejournal.com]

Mm...it'll be tricky. Mr. Stewart's agent wants to know if he could truss up Halle Berry, instead.

[lanthinel.livejournal.com]

Her agents say they brought it up and she kind of blinked, but didn't say "No," per se. So, I think we're probably go.

[bzarcher.livejournal.com]

It's a shame Kubrick's dead. He'd sell us his testicles to shoot that.

So do we go with Lynch, or Coppolla?

[lanthinel.livejournal.com]

Dude, after I was pondering Lynch's Macross the other day, definitely Lynch.

[bzarcher.livejournal.com]

Just remind him I want this to be tasteful, but not subdued.

And if he even THINKS about getting Toto to do the music, I'll shoot him myself.

[lanthinel.livejournal.com]

How 'bout a cover of the Enterprise theme done by Julee Cruise.

[bzarcher.livejournal.com]

I can roll with it.

[lanthinel.livejournal.com]

I think we could entitle the episode "Subspace Waltz." Otherwise, we're good to go.

[bzarcher.livejournal.com]

Hmmmm. I like it.

[dklegman.livejournal.com]

My money would be on Scotty out-drinking the creature. Like that one TOS episode, where he had a drinking contest with that alien and won.

Now that is how humanity will conquer space. :-)

[bzarcher.livejournal.com]

The road to empire shall be paved with empty malt liquor bottles.

What's the word?

[dklegman.livejournal.com]

"Thunderbirds are GO!"

*snicker*

Re: What's the word?

[bzarcher.livejournal.com]

Mwhahaha.