I'm amused.

[bzarcher]

Rednecks, DMV Employees
Circle I Limbo

The fucking lazy webmaster., Libertarians, General asshats
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

The College of Wooster Safety and Security Department
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

Objectivists, Sorority/Fraternity users.
Circle IV Rolling Weights

Parents who bring squalling brats to R-rated movies, Creationists
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

Users., The New York Yankees
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

Bill Gates, Steve Jobs
Circle VII Burning Sands

Anyone who doesn't understand capital letters.
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

NAMBLA Members
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell