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Taking Care Of bzarcher's mom (NBC, 9:00): bzarcher (Drew Barrymore) claims to be joriel (Mickey Rourke) in a job interview. Then, lanthinel (Anna Chlumsky) buys a wheelbarrow from dklegman (Kevin Bacon). Also, ninniane (Brigitte Bardot) and fallenangel83 (Heather Locklear) find a lost rabbit at a playground. Nearby, duskpaw (Hugo Weaving) and llyander (Catherine Bell) buy the junkyard. The next day, neeri (Viggo Mortensen)'s new shirt bleeds in the wash and stains all of chmod444 (Cybill Shepherd)'s underwear pink. Craziness ensues.
What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)

My LiveJournal Sitcom

Taking Care Of bzarcher's mom (NBC, 9:00): bzarcher (Drew Barrymore) claims to be joriel (Mickey Rourke) in a job interview. Then, lanthinel (Anna Chlumsky) buys a wheelbarrow from dklegman (Kevin Bacon). Also, ninniane (Brigitte Bardot) and fallenangel83 (Heather Locklear) find a lost rabbit at a playground. Nearby, duskpaw (Hugo Weaving) and llyander (Catherine Bell) buy the junkyard. The next day, neeri (Viggo Mortensen)'s new shirt bleeds in the wash and stains all of chmod444 (Cybill Shepherd)'s underwear pink. Craziness ensues.

What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)

My LiveJournal Sitcom
As The bzarcher Turns (NBC, 9:00): bzarcher (Drew Barrymore) and gigerlicious (Ricky Martin) go waterskiing. Upstairs, thegreath (Charlie Chaplin) is allergic to megamanmush (Holly Hunter)'s soap. The next day, pantheon_dot_co (Steven Wright) gets neeri (Viggo Mortensen) drunk. That same day, alathaniel (Debbe Dunning) causes problems at work when a file from wondergecko (Kathy Ireland) has a virus. Then, homie_c (Quentin Tarantino)'s office's air conditioning is broken, and paisleycat (Harvey Fierstein) shows up to fix it. Insanity ensues.
What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)

My LiveJournal Sitcom

As The bzarcher Turns (NBC, 9:00): bzarcher (Drew Barrymore) and gigerlicious (Ricky Martin) go waterskiing. Upstairs, thegreath (Charlie Chaplin) is allergic to megamanmush (Holly Hunter)'s soap. The next day, pantheon_dot_co (Steven Wright) gets neeri (Viggo Mortensen) drunk. That same day, alathaniel (Debbe Dunning) causes problems at work when a file from wondergecko (Kathy Ireland) has a virus. Then, homie_c (Quentin Tarantino)'s office's air conditioning is broken, and paisleycat (Harvey Fierstein) shows up to fix it. Insanity ensues.

What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)

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Being bzarcher (NBC, 9:00): bzarcher (Drew Barrymore) auditions for a movie starring opposite ls56 (Alyson Hannigan). That weekend, snowspinner (Ali Larter) dances with austenbronte (Jason Mewes). Upstairs, ares_dot_com (Lyle Lovett) marries karzon (Rick Schroeder)'s father. Later that day, news (Jared Leto)'s office's air conditioning is broken, and yetanotherbob (Jaime Pressly) shows up to fix it. Soon afterwards, sehkmet (Abe Vigoda) is allergic to doctorwho (Penelope Cruz)'s knife. (Part 1 of 2.)
What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)

My LiveJournal Sitcom

Being bzarcher (NBC, 9:00): bzarcher (Drew Barrymore) auditions for a movie starring opposite ls56 (Alyson Hannigan). That weekend, snowspinner (Ali Larter) dances with austenbronte (Jason Mewes). Upstairs, ares_dot_com (Lyle Lovett) marries karzon (Rick Schroeder)'s father. Later that day, news (Jared Leto)'s office's air conditioning is broken, and yetanotherbob (Jaime Pressly) shows up to fix it. Soon afterwards, sehkmet (Abe Vigoda) is allergic to doctorwho (Penelope Cruz)'s knife. (Part 1 of 2.)

What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)

My LiveJournal Sitcom
Living With bzarcher's hairdresser (NBC, 9:00): bzarcher (Drew Barrymore) makes fun of spartanfan (Ralph Fiennes) for enjoying secular humanism. Soon afterwards, austenbronte (Jason Mewes) keeps accidentally stepping on wondergecko (Kathy Ireland)'s foot. Then, lysapadin (George Clooney) bites remliel (Liv Tyler). On the other side of town, mephron (Emma Watson) gets mad at dasubergeek (Audrey Hepburn) and decides to join the Peace Corps. Later, runegrey (Bill Bixby) hits on indigopowder (Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio)'s co-worker. Hilarious results follow.
What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)

My LiveJournal Sitcom

Living With bzarcher's hairdresser (NBC, 9:00): bzarcher (Drew Barrymore) makes fun of spartanfan (Ralph Fiennes) for enjoying secular humanism. Soon afterwards, austenbronte (Jason Mewes) keeps accidentally stepping on wondergecko (Kathy Ireland)'s foot. Then, lysapadin (George Clooney) bites remliel (Liv Tyler). On the other side of town, mephron (Emma Watson) gets mad at dasubergeek (Audrey Hepburn) and decides to join the Peace Corps. Later, runegrey (Bill Bixby) hits on indigopowder (Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio)'s co-worker. Hilarious results follow.

What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)

I smell comedy gold.