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Now, this is interesting.

Apparently, for the Intern Guide they're producing, all of this years interns are required to produce a minimum 55 word biography. So. I'm torn between sarcastic and serious, and even more....I'm kinda fascinated with the idea of having you guys write one.

So. You guys care to take a crack at it? Just leave them in the comments. Even if I don't use them, I'll be amused!

Date: 2003-09-04 05:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] volemaster.livejournal.com
I would recommend against sarcastic... though perhaps not go quite as far as "serious". Maybe... honest, but not serious? Serious just sounds so... I dunno. Monolithic and austere, I guess.

Date: 2003-09-04 06:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bzarcher.livejournal.com
Well, my sarcasm's usually self directed...so perhaps self-depreciating humor would be the better choice?

Date: 2003-09-04 06:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] volemaster.livejournal.com
Despite his sometimes-imposing appearance, Matt is a helpful troubleshooter dedicated to helping make computers more accessible to people. A recent COW graduate, he divided his college career among his passions for history, computers, writing and singing. He is also a member of the 2004 US Olympic Gymnastics Team.

Date: 2003-09-04 09:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bzarcher.livejournal.com
Hmmmm...

Date: 2003-09-04 05:59 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] mephron
Rocketed to Earth from a dying planet...

No, been used.

Bitten by a radioactive RAM chip...

No, been used.

Chosen for a secret government experiment to create the perfect technical support personnel, and injected with the Super-Techie Serum by the secretive task force...

No, been used.

Matt does stuff around here to make sure things keep working.

(57 words)

Date: 2003-09-04 06:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bzarcher.livejournal.com
Oooo. I like it. :D That's a finalist, right there...

Date: 2003-09-04 06:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] degraine.livejournal.com
Some sort of BOFH reference is essential. Keep the milling creatures below you in a state of fear about your capability to reach out and crush their tiny, insignificant lives. ;)

Date: 2003-09-04 07:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spiralpegasus.livejournal.com
I've got Excel on the brain (thank you Atlus!) so I say you should do it Koshi Rikudo style.

"I, Matthew Wagner, do hereby allow my biography to be written in Soul Calibur style!"

*big stamp of your signature*

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