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[bzarcher]

Entertain me, dammit.

The morning was really busy, there were 2 appointments this afternoon, and now there is nothing.

Entertain! Me!

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[joriel.livejournal.com]

*shows up dressed as Timon in the hula outfit and sings the distract the hyena's song* Well, how was that?

[bzarcher.livejournal.com]

Not bad.

[joriel.livejournal.com]

*laughs* What, I dressed up as a singing meerkat for you! What more do you want? Dancing hyenas in the background? *grins*

If you're still bored...

[heatherbeast.livejournal.com]

Try looking up all of the different companies and products that use the work Procyon in them. :>

And then, when you tire of the biopharmaceutical companies, black thongs, and carpet shampoos, stick an L in that name. As in, Procylon. I laughed. Several other people did as well. Actually, close to a half dozen, which is an 83.3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333% success rate.

[bzarcher.livejournal.com]

Why not?

[degraine.livejournal.com]

o/~ "If you're hungry for a hunk of fat and juicy meat, eat my buddy Pumba here because he is a treat. Come on down and dine, on this tasty swine. All you have to do is get in line. Aaarrrre y' achin'? (Yup yup yup) Fooorrr some bacon? (Yup yup yup) Heee's a big pig, you can be a big pig, too." *OYE!*

[friendpersonpat.livejournal.com]

::arrives nude, in full-body watermelon print::

...still bored? AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!