bzarcher | (no subject)

It's a pretty quiet afternoon, here in Lake Wobegon. So I decided to finally do that 3-things meme.

THREE THINGS I AM WEARING RIGHT NOW
1. Jeans.
2. Beige t-shirt.
3. Office cellphone.

THREE THINGS ON MY DESK
1. Stocking. (We got presents from the boss, yes...)
2. Palm pilot.
3. A little foam plane.

THREE THINGS I WANT TO DO BEFORE I DIE
1. Build something beautiful.
2. Drive across the UK.
3. Chiba.

THREE GOOD WAYS TO DESCRIBE MY PERSONALITY
1. Quiet
2. Loyal
3. Encouraging

THREE BAD THINGS ABOUT MY PERSONALITY
1. Sarcastic
2. Absent Minded
3. No Outlet for Anger

THREE PARTS OF MY HERITAGE
1. Norweigan
2. Scottish
3. English

THREE THINGS I LIKE ABOUT MY BODY
1. I am "ultra-snugglable".
2. I've never gotten hung over.
3. I can work on very low sleep.

THREE THINGS I DON'T LIKE ABOUT MY BODY
1. I weigh enough for 3 people.
2. I walk strangely because of my leg injuries.
3. My nose is kinda funny looking.

THREE THINGS MOST PEOPLE DON'T KNOW ABOUT ME
1. One leg's longer than the other.
2. I studied classical violin for 8 years.
3. I used to wake up screaming every night until I got into college.

THREE THINGS I SAY THE MOST
1. Hmmm.
2. Please.
3. Ahhh, fuck.

THREE PLACES I WANT TO GO
1. Japan
2. Europe
3. Lisa.

THREE NAMES THAT I GO BY
1. Matt
2. BZA(rcher)
3. Hippie! (That's mostly from people in the office.)

THREE HANDLES I HAVE HAD
1. Blind Zen Archer
2. Pisces
3. Cyberfreak (I was young and on a BBS, okay?)

Ironically, just before I could post that, it got busy. It's also snowing, to quote the boss, "Like a motherfucker out there."