Magic Banana?
Feb. 11th, 2004 12:16 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
bzarcherOn my way out of Lowry from lunch, I grabbed a banana. I had that banana in my hands until I got into my car.
But when I got out of my car, the banana was gone.
Now, there are a few explanations for this. First is that I'm a klutz and probably just dropped it. And you'd like to think that, wouldn't you? But I know the truth. This was a magic banana, and not meant to be eaten. And when it understood that I was taking it for a mid-afternoon snack, it tore a portal open through time and space and disappeared, perhaps destined to become part of a still life in someone's art class.
Or, if it was truely special, this was a Fortean banana, quantumly unstable and incapable of remaining in one plane of existance for more than a short time before disappearing and re-appearing somewhere else. And perhaps, perhaps I was one of those few blessed to have actually held such a mythic fruit before it left this plane, perhaps never to return.
Regardless, a quite remarkable piece of fruit.
But when I got out of my car, the banana was gone.
Now, there are a few explanations for this. First is that I'm a klutz and probably just dropped it. And you'd like to think that, wouldn't you? But I know the truth. This was a magic banana, and not meant to be eaten. And when it understood that I was taking it for a mid-afternoon snack, it tore a portal open through time and space and disappeared, perhaps destined to become part of a still life in someone's art class.
Or, if it was truely special, this was a Fortean banana, quantumly unstable and incapable of remaining in one plane of existance for more than a short time before disappearing and re-appearing somewhere else. And perhaps, perhaps I was one of those few blessed to have actually held such a mythic fruit before it left this plane, perhaps never to return.
Regardless, a quite remarkable piece of fruit.
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Date: 2004-02-11 09:35 am (UTC)Seriously, gimme.
Faugh!
Date: 2004-02-11 09:37 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-02-11 09:51 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-02-11 09:57 am (UTC)No...that tramp!
Re: Faugh!
Date: 2004-02-11 10:05 am (UTC)MURPHY CRUSH ROBOT! MURPHY KILL!
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Date: 2004-02-11 10:05 am (UTC)*Ominous hum*
Date: 2004-02-11 10:07 am (UTC)Prepare to face the wrath of Marduk, slayer of Tiamat!
Boxes are for sandwhiches.
Date: 2004-02-11 10:08 am (UTC)It is a mystery.
Re: Boxes are for sandwhiches.
Date: 2004-02-11 10:15 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-02-11 10:16 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-02-11 10:18 am (UTC)Hmmm.
Date: 2004-02-11 10:20 am (UTC)NEVER AGAIN.
Re: Hmmm.
Date: 2004-02-11 10:26 am (UTC)It was definitely the monkeys.
Damn them all!
Date: 2004-02-11 10:27 am (UTC)THIS MEANS WAR!
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Date: 2004-02-11 10:28 am (UTC)Re: Damn them all!
Date: 2004-02-11 10:56 am (UTC)Wait, where am I?
Re: *Ominous hum*
Date: 2004-02-11 11:07 am (UTC)Re: *Ominous hum*
Date: 2004-02-11 11:34 am (UTC)*Ahem*
Date: 2004-02-11 11:35 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-02-11 12:21 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-02-11 12:22 pm (UTC)Re:
Date: 2004-02-11 12:55 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-02-11 01:05 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-02-11 01:33 pm (UTC)Or in about a week, your car's gonna start smelling like overripe bannana.
Which, given that it can be made into bannana bread, might not be a bad thing.
New, from Glad: Overripe Bannana Car Freshener!
Mmmmmmmmm. Banana Bread...
Date: 2004-02-11 01:37 pm (UTC)Batman = pwn
Date: 2004-02-11 02:58 pm (UTC)Episodes of the Justice League prove this. Batman just jobs occasionally to make the other cape-wearing nancy boys look good, so he can keep writing the Watchtower off as a tax loss.
Even if...
Date: 2004-02-11 03:03 pm (UTC)That said, I agree that he certainly does make the JL look sad. But you have to admit that Green Lantern doesn't suck.
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Date: 2004-02-11 05:43 pm (UTC)I'm pretty sure I didn't eat it.
Pretty sure.