ATTN: ALL OHIO STATE FANS

[bzarcher]

Kill it. Butcher it. Make me a steak from it.

Comments

[flying-landon.livejournal.com]

Should I start playing the Michigan fight song now, or wait till later? :)

[avylin.livejournal.com]

Noooo!! Don't kill the weasely badgery skunky things!

[bzarcher.livejournal.com]

*Ka-click*

[bzarcher.livejournal.com]

It's a Michigan Wolverine. Some things go beyond Weasely Badgerly Skunky Things.

[remotesensing.livejournal.com]

Purdue Pete could smash it.

[bzarcher.livejournal.com]

So we're talking hamburgers?

Hamburgers could work.

[highbard.livejournal.com]

Awwww, but they kill Bears! As a Packer fan, I can't rightly do that. Sorry, but I'm letting it live.

[demeterschild.livejournal.com]

It's not nice to pick on retarded badgers.

Anyway, wolverines have ninja skillz. As opposed to the two-legged football team from Up There. They can climb trees and drop down on you, enacting a weasel-esque Death From Above that would be extremely nasty.

[bzarcher.livejournal.com]

I fear not the weasel ninja, for I have the Striking Crane technique!

THE TUBE IS CIVILIZATION.

[flying-landon.livejournal.com]

Righto, Now it is.


GO BLUE!

[skarlette.livejournal.com]

*Sighs* This is taking me back to a long time ago when I was dating a lad from Columbus (Not you dear) and I went to visit him of a weekend. My biological father (who is from Ann Arbor) in a fit of 'fatherly devotion' sent me his blue and gold windbreaker to wear. Little did I know this was the weekend of the big game and when I slipped it on..said boyfriend (Who attended OSU) turned pale and told me that I had best take it off or he could not garuntee my safety. I pressed him for an explanation which he provided. My dear biological father got his though. My dearest sister met and wed a really nice man who is from the Buckeye state (They live in ElPaso Texas and my niece goes up to visit her relations in said state)and as to your's truly, is there really any explanation needed?

[bzarcher.livejournal.com]

*Kiss* I remember this story, though you didn't mention who your sis married.

As to you, the only thing needing said is love you, miss you, and that you bring a smile to my face.

[friendpersonpat.livejournal.com]

'Bertrem, sometimes a dog grows so big that you have to call it a horse!'

I feel obscure.

[dklegman.livejournal.com]

I say we catch it and brainwash it into a Manchurian Candidate Wolverine. Then present it to UM as a new mascot, and let him wait for The Signal.

[bzarcher.livejournal.com]

*strokes spontaneous evil-goatee* Hmmmmm. Yes, yes.....