In the words of mistersleepless

[bzarcher]

If you loved me, you'd all kill yourselves today.

Comments

Um...

[spacemangroove.livejournal.com]

No.

Re: Um...

[bzarcher.livejournal.com]

Bastard.

[paradisacorbasi.livejournal.com]

I love you.










...but not that much.

[bzarcher.livejournal.com]

Sudden flashbacks to Highschool, there.

[riotlounge.livejournal.com]

Nope, sorry. If I killed myself, my ruthless legion of fanboys would hunt you down.

[bzarcher.livejournal.com]

Once again: Dammit.

[riotlounge.livejournal.com]

Did I tell you I got an email from Mr. Ellis the other day? With a picture attached? O-o

[mephron]

What if I kill someone else and carve my name in his forehead? Is that good enough proxy?

[bzarcher.livejournal.com]

Yes.

[bzarcher.livejournal.com]

Do I want to know what sort of picture it was?

[riotlounge.livejournal.com]

You totally do.

Nah, it was nothing bad.

[muttnik.livejournal.com]

Is it enough that I wish I were dead?

[bzarcher.livejournal.com]

No.

[bzarcher.livejournal.com]

Mmm.

[riotlounge.livejournal.com]

It was just a picture of himself looking kinda sick or sleepy. HONEST!

[bzarcher.livejournal.com]

Sure it was.

Sure.

[muttnik.livejournal.com]

Oh, all right. Let me get my razor.

[riotlounge.livejournal.com]

It was. >_>

[bzarcher.livejournal.com]

Fantastic.

Re: Um...

[spacemangroove.livejournal.com]

I try...

Re: Um...

[spacemangroove.livejournal.com]

It's a talent really.

Re: Um...

[bzarcher.livejournal.com]

That's why it's time for you and Mr. Bolter to have a chat.

[sehkmet.livejournal.com]

How about if I'm already dead on the inside? Does that count?

--S.

[bzarcher.livejournal.com]

I'll get back to you on that.

[spiralpegasus.livejournal.com]

What if I was undead? I'm feelin' rather zombieish today as it is...

[tigerfox.livejournal.com]

Braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiins.... x.x

[sehkmet.livejournal.com]

I CAN SMELL YOUR SPICY BRAINMEATS

--S.

Re: Um...

[spacemangroove.livejournal.com]

But then I wouldn't be killing myself, would I?

Re: Um...

[bzarcher.livejournal.com]

After you lose both legs and your usual wanking arm, I'm betting you'll reconsider.

[bzarcher.livejournal.com]

*Fires rocket launchers*

Re: Um...

[spacemangroove.livejournal.com]

So, what you're saying is, that I should get some more wanking in?

Re: Um...

[bzarcher.livejournal.com]

Yes.

[sehkmet.livejournal.com]

*explodes in a fine red mist*

--S.

Re: Um...

[spacemangroove.livejournal.com]

I'll get right on that.

[remliel.livejournal.com]

Sorry, your cult leader impersonation needs work. And maybe some magic Kool-Aid. :)

[flying-landon.livejournal.com]

What about if I fake my death, and fly off to a tropical island and live the rest of my life in luxury.

[bzarcher.livejournal.com]

Um...no.

But I might steal the idea.

*Arches a brow, crosses her arms, flashes a bit of cleavage and looks adorable...*

[skarlette.livejournal.com]

But I don't feel like dying sweetie....I do love you though.

[flying-landon.livejournal.com]

Ok...hey, wait..

DAMMIT! If you need me, I'll be on a three hour tour with a prof, and idiot, and a hot red hed.

Re: *Arches a brow, crosses her arms, flashes a bit of cleavage and looks adorable...*

[bzarcher.livejournal.com]

In your case, le petit mort will be acceptible. I'll be by later to see about carrying it out. Lots.