The head of my cousin's wang was sticking out the leg of his shorts in the obligatory family photo Christmas card my parents received from him a couple years back. (He's in his early 40s, married, couple kids, IIRC. This wasn't either a teenage prank or a little kid just shoving his pee-pee in the wrong spot.)
I think my father honestly had to point out to my mother that it wasn't safe for the display of Christmas cards on the living-room closet door, as she showed it to me straight-up, I quietly died laughing, and then it disappeared the next day.
You have not seen hell until some private organ of a relative of yours is proudly displayed in the family Christmas card, I assure you. ;)
1) Hour and a half drive on US 16 is never fun. 2) Photographers were running over an hour behind. 3) Photographer himself was intensely skeevy and kept making 'jokes' that were just this side of insults. (My favorites being, "Hey, 23, that mean's you're just a baby!" and "Your smile's pretty lousy. Are you ashamed of your teeth?") 4) Worst chinese buffet ever offered as pathetic parental appeasement. 5) Had to pay $20 after driving there and back to fill my tank back up. I've NEVER had to pay $20 for this car. It's a 9 gallon tank!
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Date: 2004-10-13 09:36 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-10-13 11:35 pm (UTC)I think my father honestly had to point out to my mother that it wasn't safe for the display of Christmas cards on the living-room closet door, as she showed it to me straight-up, I quietly died laughing, and then it disappeared the next day.
You have not seen hell until some private organ of a relative of yours is proudly displayed in the family Christmas card, I assure you. ;)
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Date: 2004-10-14 06:17 am (UTC)2) Photographers were running over an hour behind.
3) Photographer himself was intensely skeevy and kept making 'jokes' that were just this side of insults. (My favorites being, "Hey, 23, that mean's you're just a baby!" and "Your smile's pretty lousy. Are you ashamed of your teeth?")
4) Worst chinese buffet ever offered as pathetic parental appeasement.
5) Had to pay $20 after driving there and back to fill my tank back up. I've NEVER had to pay $20 for this car. It's a 9 gallon tank!
Not fun at all, no.
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Date: 2004-10-14 06:19 am (UTC)Especially since these pictures are going in the Church directory. (A church I do not like, attend, or even support, but what the hell.)