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[bzarcher]

According to my co-workers, I am faster than technology.

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[buschap.livejournal.com]

So you follow Moore's law even after Moore predicts it won't hold in a couple dozen years?

[bzarcher.livejournal.com]

That, or I'm actively encouraging heat-death...

[las.livejournal.com]

A speeding bullet is a form of technology. Therefore, you are faster than a speeding bullet. Therefore you have superpowers!

[bzarcher.livejournal.com]

Hmmmm...but can I leap tall buildings in a single bound?

[greghacke.livejournal.com]

Leap: to pass abruptly from one state or topic to another
Bound: to exert a restraining or compelling effect

if you skip back and forth on topics to exert a restraining effect on the building in question and you do it through a single topic, then yes - you are super-powered...

[bzarcher.livejournal.com]

Given that I work in IT, that's a given. And I usually do it through 4 buildings, daily.

Good god. I'm the thing from which all superbeings were wrought.

...why don't I have a cool car?

[alathaniel.livejournal.com]

Beacuse Morgan Freeman hasn't sold one to you yet?

[bzarcher.livejournal.com]

Point.

Anyone know where he is right now?

[dklegman.livejournal.com]

In a terrible movie with Jet Li?

The working title for which was "Danny The Dog"?

Hopefully sitting in stacks of cash because of that?

[bzarcher.livejournal.com]

Stacks of cash, his oscar, and smoking a nice cuban cigar.

[dklegman.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but did they mention which technology? The possibilities for sarcasm make me dizzy.

[bzarcher.livejournal.com]

In this case, I think it was the ticketing/tracking system, but I've never been one to curb your sarcasm.