Best. Spam. Poetry. Ever.

[bzarcher]

Her daughters smart dog stares.
The expensive slopy magazine stinks and their smart t-shirt walks.
Their soft red tall golden tall boat smells.
Mine white laptop is on fire.

Comments

[paradisacorbasi.livejournal.com]

Mine white laptop is on fire.

It sounds like a code phrase for "oh, shit! it's all going to hell! run! run while you can!"

[bzarcher.livejournal.com]

I think it's definently something I'd say when drunk. Probably in a very bad German Akzent.

[paradisacorbasi.livejournal.com]

Ach du lieber! Mein vhite laptup izt on viya!

[bzarcher.livejournal.com]

Veeeeery Eenterestink.

[las.livejournal.com]

It's a veiled critique of Apple! In that last line, they're totally talking about the battery overheating problems in G4 iBooks!

[bzarcher.livejournal.com]

Ah, yes, the spontaneous upgrade from Firewire to Fire.

[dklegman.livejournal.com]

*runs around in flames*

[alathaniel.livejournal.com]

[activates halon system]

[narel.livejournal.com]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<~~~laughing lots

Mein vhite laptop ist on viya!! LOLLOLOLOLOLOL!! (oneone!!111)

[bzarcher.livejournal.com]

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