Sacrilicious.

[bzarcher]

So, today at work I've been referred to as:

"Santa Claus"
"Savior"
"Lifesaver"
"Genius"
"A Saint"
And now...

"King of Kings."

Aside from the horrible, horrible inappropriateness of that particular sobriquet today, I'm starting to wonder if I need to get my rolly-chair upgraded to something a bit more imposing. Perhaps a throne.

Just a small one, mind you. Nothing too ornate or unapproachable.

Maybe a nice basalt one, Minas Tirith style.

Comments

[narel.livejournal.com]

DELICIOUS.

[degraine.livejournal.com]

Get it properly balanced and put on a motorised swivel base, so you can swing around to stare imposingly at someone when they distract you from your work. Oh, and don't forget a large circular window. Emperor's Throne Room style.

While we're at it, glowing red eyes and Force-Lightning wouldn't hurt, either.

[bzarcher.livejournal.com]

You're assuming I didn't already have those.

[bzarcher.livejournal.com]

Yessss...

[dklegman.livejournal.com]

They're setting you up for tomorrow.

[bzarcher.livejournal.com]

I'm not surprised.

[degraine.livejournal.com]

That is a damn fine point.

[yukon-jack.livejournal.com]

Quoth Joni Mitchell - "Oh, the power and the glory / Just when you're getting a taste for worship / They start bringing out the hammers / And the boards. And the nails" and her ex-boyfriend Leonard Cohen, "Until you stretch your arms so wide / You do not need these Roman nails."

Why doesn't anyone come to *me* for Easter cards?

[(Anonymous)]

Hey, I'd buy it. Maybe do it as one of those pop-out/fold-out cards? Some nice imagery in watercolor...nails on the back corner of the card. Yeah.

[bzarcher.livejournal.com]

Whoops. That last comment was me.