Continuing sewa's bad idea.

[bzarcher]

Gendou: "Finland awaits you, but first...I have your new EVAphones."
Misato: "Whaaaat?"
Gendou: "Perhaps you don't recall this merchandizing deal?"
Misato: "Were we drunk?"
Gendou: "Yes."
Shinji: "It's heavy, and it hurts my face. I don't like it."
Misato: "Look, you know that we get really excited about really bad ideas when we get drunk."
Gendou: "Yes."
Misato: "And it's your JOB to keep us from going through with them."
Gendou: "Well, I tried, but you were quite persusasive. You even threatened to kill me."
Kaji: "Yeah, but those threats don't mean anything!"
Gendou: "Noted."

...they fit into that surprisingly well.