bzarcher | (no subject)

Dear Food Network:

You have subjected me to no end of inane commercials this week as I have attempted to hear the words of the Brown My God.

As a result, I need you to be honest with me about something:

This Simply Delicioso dreck you are trying to pawn off on me. Did you lock Rachael Ray in a tanning booth until she looked "hispanic enough"? Because I swear to god that I've seen this vapid creature before, and she was shrieking about "EVOOOOOO" and triscuits.

Also, unless she's the daughter of a war criminal, I want to know how many latinas you know named Ingrid Hoffman.

Seriously, guys.

This was the best you could do? All the amazing cooking that goes on in hispanic communities around the US and this was the best you could do?

Shame. SHAME!