Get me a blanket.

[bzarcher]

I have succumbed to the whatever has been going around work after 4 days of trying to just push through it. Losing my voice entirely is a sign I need to stop.

Alex is going to the store -as we speak- to obtain medicines, remedies, and sherbet.

And yet despite me having my status as OOO on my outlook, voicemail, and the office "Who's out?" board online, an -asshole- from F&A decided to call me -at home- because he "Didn't feel like sending an email." about how he doesn't understand how to use the copier to scan to the network. For a project that doesn't start until MARCH.

I have respectfully asked my boss to kill him, and bring me what he claims to have been using for brains.

Comments

[mscongeniality.livejournal.com]

Oh, ugh. Hopefully this plague is short lived.

[bzarcher.livejournal.com]

With luck. I'm at least able to talk a bit after some more rest, gatorade, sudafed, chloroseptic, and a lot of water.

[mephron]

I have respectfully asked my boss to kill him, and bring me what he claims to have been using for brains.

Congratulations on your oncoming 6 oz. Dixie cup.

[bzarcher.livejournal.com]

I think I'd be lucky if there was that much grey matter in this guy's skull, but fortunately my boss is apparently giving him much grief about bothering her techs at home instead of calling the helpdesk.

[alathaniel.livejournal.com]

This, my friend, is why you need a cruise missile battery at your disposal.

[mephron]

Cruise missles are totally last century.

Move into the present. OKWs (Orbital Kinetic Weapons) are where it's at.

[alathaniel.livejournal.com]

Plausible deniability. The MiBs get annoyed when I smite people from orbit.

[bzarcher.livejournal.com]

I'd also just note to both of you that if I nuke the building with Payroll in it, my paychecks would probably dry up pretty fast. :D

That said, if either of you know a subtle and discrete sniper who isn't doing much...

[dklegman.livejournal.com]

OKWs are so five years ago. It's exotic particles and quantum fluctuation inducers now.