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I was going to tell you about the Turkey we smoked right before the entire world went to Hell on Sunday.

Fortunately, I dressed for success.

Smoked Turkey 001



Smoked Turkey 002

Brining it for 24 hours in a mixture of apple juice, spices, honey, worcestershire, salt, and sugar.

Smoked Turkey 004

Drain, pat dry, and air dry in the fridge for 1 hour.

Smoked Turkey 005

Apply rub. I used olive oil as the slather this time.

Smoked Turkey 006

Ready to go!

Smoked Turkey 007

Smoked Turkey 008

Smoked Turkey 009

Spritz with apple juice each hour until about the half way point.

Then, start brushing melted butter onto the bird each hour instead.

Smoked Turkey 010

Smoked Turkey 011

Smoked Turkey 012

Whalah

Smoked Turkey 013

Oh, and did I mention the VERY USEFUL drippings which which to make gravy?

Smoked Turkey 014



Bon appetit. :)

Date: 2008-09-16 02:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] joriel.livejournal.com
I'm so glad you mentioned what was in that cooler...for a minute I thought it was bugs. *Falls over* I've never brined, I keep meaning to though. ITs' supposed to really bring the flavor out in bird.

Date: 2008-09-16 02:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bzarcher.livejournal.com
It really does, and it's not hard.

In this case, the brine was 1 gallon of apple juice, 2 cups of sugar, 2 cups of salt, 6 tablespoons of Worcestershire sauce, 3/4 of a cup (1 bottle) of pickling spices, brought to a boil and stirred until the sugar and salt dissolved. Then I killed the heat and stirred in a cup of honey, and poured it into the cooler with 8 pounds of ice, then added the bird. :)

Date: 2008-09-16 02:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mscongeniality.livejournal.com
Okay, that first picture is a good one.

Date: 2008-09-16 02:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bzarcher.livejournal.com
*grins* Thank you.

If I actually fulfill my threat of showing up at DragonCon next year, I suspect I'm gonna wear a labcoat, a nice light shirt, the apron, gloves, and googles, and just see what kind of reactions I get.


...oh, and pants. Yes.

Date: 2008-09-16 06:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] las.livejournal.com
Pants? In our moment of triumph?

Date: 2008-09-16 06:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bzarcher.livejournal.com
I think you take these pants far too lightly.

Date: 2008-09-16 07:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] las.livejournal.com
Next you'll be telling me that many Bothans died to bring us these pants!

Date: 2008-09-16 07:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bzarcher.livejournal.com
All I'm saying is that if you came in those pants, you're braver than I thought.

Date: 2008-09-16 02:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ls56.livejournal.com
All that and you don't tell us how the bird tasted?

Date: 2008-09-16 02:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bzarcher.livejournal.com
That's because it was fantastic. ;)

Wonderfully moist with the rub and smoke adding some great flavor to the bird, and the skin was really tasty and crisp. Alex and I ate a decent bit and put the rest in the fridge, where thanks to several bags of ice, everything seems to have come through the power outage OK. So I'm going to be having some awesome turkey sandwiches this week. :)

Date: 2008-09-16 02:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jennekirby.livejournal.com
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

I was going to ask why I was in Florida, and then I remembered all the good things Phil has cooked for me in the last few weeks. But still!!

Date: 2008-09-16 02:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bzarcher.livejournal.com
:)

Like I said - give me some warning next time you guys will be around Ohio, and I'll be happy to do whatever you guys like. Just give extra-extra warning if it's something that might need 8+ hours to cook so I can lay in extra charcoal, red bull, nodoz, etx.

Date: 2008-09-16 03:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ptika.livejournal.com
Mmmmmm, looks great. I felt like I could smell it all the way from over here.

Date: 2008-09-16 11:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bzarcher.livejournal.com
Thanks! That's a huge compliment. :D

Date: 2008-09-16 03:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] narel.livejournal.com
I love your apron.

And that turkey looks AMAZING. I only like turkey that has been Smoked (note the capital S- that is very important) and that looks deliiiiiicious.

Date: 2008-09-16 11:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bzarcher.livejournal.com
Thank you! It was a find by [livejournal.com profile] quoniam23

As to the turkey? Mmmmmm, yes. :)

Date: 2008-09-16 01:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kores-rabbit.livejournal.com
The goggles!! THEY DO NOTHING!

That turkey looks spankin' delicious!
I'm learning the tasty art of delicious roasted chicken. Doing so without the right supplies is interesting, but damn it's comin' out good.
I commend thee and thy delicious food efforts. I promise to cash-in on your offer to feed us one day!

Date: 2008-09-16 01:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bzarcher.livejournal.com
Oh, I don't know, they're actually very good safety goggles. :)

Thank you! Yaaaaaaaay! Chicken is also good. :)

Date: 2008-09-16 06:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blipangel.livejournal.com
you look somewhat Dr. Sleepless in that pic.

Date: 2008-09-16 06:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bzarcher.livejournal.com
DON'T WORRY, MA'AM. I'M FROM THE INTERNET.

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